You have heard me speak of the Kennel Club which consists of Millie (Ms. Mill, Milicent or Mill Mill), Rodney (A-Rod or Little Man), Spankie (Spankers or Spankadoodle) and Johnnie (Johnson or Johnsonville Boggs) and I'm sure some know me as the the crazy dog lady who lives down the lane. Hey, isn't there some type of nursery rhyme where a woman lives down a lane? Oh yeah, it's Bah Bah Blacksheep.
Anyway, to get back on track - I guess as the "pack" develops they create a pecking order and assign an Alpha dog or some kind of craziness like that. The pack apparently also determines the weakest of the group and begins to bully that one around. This scenario reminds me of a particular office I know that shall remain nameless but just about all who read this know which office I speak of. Nasty, nasty people - you should be ashamed of yourself. Ok, ok getting back on track - the pack designated Spankie as the weakest and for real began to be mean and attack her. They were leaving puncture wounds and making her bleed, my poor little Spankers!!!
She has always been the "special" one because she was the most timid of the group since they were born. To make a long story short we found a new home for Spankie; a home where she gets all of the attention and isn't required to share it with anyone and as a bonus - doesn't have someone trying to gnaw her face off. Where is this home located you wonder??? Bb's mom let him take her home to her house. They changed her name from Spankie to Lexie but from reports I've received she is as happy as a lark. What the heck is a lark? Is it a bird and what makes this bird so happy all the time? How do people know it's happy? Losing track again, I think I'm ADHD or some combination of those initials.
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