OK - I realize I don't have an IT degree but I have been around computers for a little while and I can generally figure small stuff out. However, as you can tell by the looks of my blog page I am struggling just a wee tiny bit. I mean what the hell??? I don't know why I can't get it all prettied up and it is really starting to irritate me. Especially after looking at the other cutie petutie blogs (Meggie, Ms. Pooh & Ames). Boo Hoo. Just when I think I get it the Boss Man hollars and wants me to work. Good Lord!
Last night I began to hang some things on my walls. Well, not really I started giving instructions of where I wanted things hung and where. Well, what a mess that turned out to be. BB apparently doesn't use a tape measure and level either.
I have decided to decorate the living room with corpses of all the animals BB has claimed over there years. I figured I needed to feel one with nature and said what the heck. Sure, I would love to surround myself with dead animals looking at me.
The first hanging of BB's biggest and prettiest deer didn't go so well. He proudly displayed it above the mantle and then stood back in amazement and briefly relived the hunt. As he turned to walk away the Deer Gods appeared, provided the deer with special powers and it literally jumped off the wall and onto the hard wood floor. The antlers poked 2 small holes into my newly laid floor. OOOOHHHH, OOOOHHHH, OOOOOHHHH. But I held my tongue especially since it broke one of the brow tines (spelling?). BB had to go outside, take in some fresh air and regain his composure. I wasn't worried about the brow tines I was worried about the new holes in my floor and the hole the incident left in my wall. After a shotty operation with a glue gun the deer is now complete once again. However, I did hear little hoof prints pitter patter up and down the hall all night long with an occasional grunt off in the distance. I think we are being haunted by deer. I See Dead Deer!
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